Oh dear, more "incest" nonsense in the press yesterday over this picture of Chelsea Footballer Oscar dos Santos Emboaba Júnior (not surprisingly, just known as Oscar) who lives not far from Agent Triple P. The problem with this picture of the Brazilian star is that he is not only being kissed by his wife Ludmila (right) at the gym but also his sister and has his hand on both of their bottoms (according to the journalists or "back" according to everyone else). Shock! How can he touch his sister in such a way? The press and other uptight internet commentators had a fit. For heaven's sake! He is South American! They are much more touchy-feely than us repressed Brits and all the more better for it!